This dog obviously had someone that cared for it, at least for a day... She is freshly groomed and smells like groomers baby powder scented shampoo (or whatever they use!).
I decided to turn to Craigslist first to find the owners, I published a little "Found Dog" post and then....
I was quickly sucked into the outrageous, outlandish, sometimes crazy, weird and rather funny things people put on this site.
NO WONDER no one has called about this dog! Everyone is too busy sifting through the bizarre posts from their fellow neighbors that they completely forget what they set out to find on the site to begin with.
Just to save you some time I gathered a few INTERESTING posts for your amusement.... You're welcome :-)
free mug to "Fred"
Location: pit
Large glass mug with "Fred" etched into it. Free to anybody named Fred. Photo identification is required.
Location: Monroeville/Pittsburgh
Seriously?! This "Fred" mug is SOO sentimental they require IDENTIFICATION?! Keep your damn mug, write your name over the etched "Fred" in permanent marker and get on with your day! No one cares except you, OBVIOUSLY!
Free Birthday Hat for a Dog!
Location: bli
Barely used, birthday hat for a dog. Fits all breeds of dogs, as long as they have a medium to large head. May also fit a huge cat, llama or a red panda - not recommended for lemurs. Respond to this message if interested.
Location: Bellingham, WA
Hey, light bulb!! This may also fit on YOUR head! Please, please keep this silly "birthday hat" rock it at your next birthday bash and see how many compliments you get.... Or lack there of.... Who PAYS for a specified DOG BIRTHDAY HAT ANYWAYS?! (Maybe I'm crazy, who knows!)
Possibly in Need of Exorcist
Location: tal
So my boyfriend is buying a house on Wednesday. An old house. Built in the '40s. And I firmly believe it's haunted. Like ghosts and shit just flying out of the walls. So in the event we walk in there and find out there's some Omen-level shit going down, I need to have the number of a good exorcist. References required.
Location: SE Tallahassee
Compensation: Negotiable
So let me get this straight.... Ghosts are flying out of the walls and you're A: still BUYING this house and B: plan to just casually call an exorcist (that you have on speed dial) while still chillin' with these ghosts?! Did you not learn anything from scary movies?! Who am I kidding... Carry on with your ghosts and "$h!t" it could quite possibly make a good movie, just remember to bring a video camera!
Require Dragon Slayer
Location: grr
I am quite sure most of you have seen the rather large green dragon that has been flying over the north east side of Grand Rapids for the better part of a week. I am looking for someone to:
1.) Lure said dragon away from Grand Rapids to a more rural area.
2.) Force said dragon to land in rural area.
3.) Slay said dragon in whatever way you see fit.
No Pay, dragon slaying is it's own reward.
Please note that I am not talking about the red dragon that frequents the area from time to time. He and I have an agreement.
Location: Greater Grand Rapids Area
Compensation: no pay
Ok, ummm.... This person must be on some pretty intense drugs, bath salts maybe?! He has not seen just one dragon but TWO dragons... One of which he made an agreement with?!? He is also "quite sure" OTHERS have seen this dragon as well... Not sure who you hang out with buddy but I'd start looking for new (possibly sober) friends... Just a thought!
So does anyone remember what I started talking about?!
Oh yes, right!! This YAPPING dog that is trying to call our house its home!
Someone rescue me from this dog and the Crazies of Craigslist before I take the dragon slaying position!
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